The Wiseacre Cardmaker
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The Wiseacre Cardmaker
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Estimated delivery: 3–7 business days within Canada · 7–14 days internationally
2843 Granville Street, South Granville, Vancouver · Open 7 days a week
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Who doesn't like toilet humour? Give someone the ultimate compliment by gifting them this offbeat card. Great for any occasion!
♥ Outside sentiment: "You're the shit"
♥ Inside sentiment: Blank (with light blue mat to write on)
♥ Size: Standard A2 size (4.25 by 5.5 inches)
♥ Envelope colour: Dark kraft (to match)
The toilet and accessories are popped up for added dimension.
There are two other versions of this toilet card -- one that says "I Stinkin' Love You" and one that says "I Hope Your Birthday Is Stinkin' Amazing". Please see separate listings for those variations.
100% handmade in every way:
♥ Stamped, stenciled and ink-blended by hand
♥ Paper piecings die cut by hand
♥ Arranged and adhered by me
Because the elements are made by hand, each card will have slight differences from one to the next.
Ships from Vancouver, BC, or available for pickup at our South Granville, Vancouver store.
“Handmade in Canada, cherished everywhere.”
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